Secure? You bet!

Last weekend, Erica and I flew from Boston to Newport News, Virginia on AirTran. We left on a Friday night, and after a busy week of work and wedding planning, I was dreading the air travel circus. I had a small roller bag with me, and rather than carry a second bag through security and onto the 717, which has tiny overhead bins, I decided to just toss my laptop into my suitcase. Originally, I intended to carry the bag onto the airplane, but after checking out the security line and realizing that I had no 1-quart Zip-locks with me, I decided to check the bag. The flight was direct, and my plan for the 90 minutes we'd be on board was to sleep. Besides, Erica was checking a bag, so there would be no extra delay at the other end. You know what happened next, of course. When I retrieved my bag in Newport News, it was a little lighter than expected. Open it up, and ... no laptop! Insert sinking feeling here.

I spent the weekend trying to figure out how to go about reporting my loss. AirTran's employees were very pleasant, both in person and on the phone, but they had no idea what should be done in the case of theft. By the end of the average conversation, I had to remind the person that I was talking to that no, I had not lost a bag, the bag had just lost some of its contents. Eventually, an AirTran customer service representative in Boston told me that I needed to fill out a pilferage report. It took the AirTran folks in Newport News a while to locate the required form, but eventually it was filed, with assurances that a thorough investigation would be performed. For good measure, I filed a police report with the Newport News police.

Upon returning to Boston, I stopped by the AirTran counter and met the customer service representative who had spoken to me on the phone. He was nice, but offered little hope that the laptop would show up. He did, however, tell me that after an investigation to rule out fraudulent reports, the airline usually compensates passengers for lost items. The next day, I spoke with a supervisor from Newport News who told me in no uncertain terms that, although my report had been filed, little action could be expected, and that the airline never pays for lost or damaged electronics, no matter what.

As you can guess, my employer wasn't super happy with me for losing the machine. Not only was it an expensive piece of company property, it also contained the source code for some of our software, and most of the email that I've sent and received in my 4+ years here. It turns out that our previous CEO's brother had a similar experience at Logan, which I read about in 2006 and, apparently, promptly forgot to take a lesson from. So now I'm doing software development on my 4 year old Dell desktop, trying to piece together what was lost, and calling every AirTran and TSA number that I can find.

What's really scary about all of this, loss of company secrets and person information notwithstanding, is that the person who took my laptop was working inside of the secure area at one of our nations' busiest airports (let's just assume that the theft happened at Logan, and not Newport News). If a TSA screener or AirTran baggage handler can open a bag, remove an item and take it out of the facility, what's to stop them from smuggling something dangerous into the airport? Neither AirTran nor TSA seem very concerned about the theft of electronics, which is apparently commonplace, so I guess it's OK with them that there are felons screening and handling luggage. I guess with security, as with everything else, you get what you pay for.

Are They Trying To Tell Me Something?

I received my "AARP Membership REGISTRATION" in the mail last week. Old people like capital letters, it seems. Or maybe REGISTRATION is an acronym. TLA, the twelve-letter acronym. There's a prize for the best acronym submitted as a comment. Anyway, the first line of the form reads:

Our records show that you haven't yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible.

Now, I've always been a little confused by AARP, since I don't think that retirement is a prerequisite for membership. Is it now also the case that you're fully eligible once you're within a stone's throw of 30? Maybe 29 is the new 50. Or maybe we should just be suspicious of their record keeping abilities.

Which Once Again Proves My Old Theory...

...complex problems don't have simple solutions.

Ned sent along an interesting article from the Times today. Apparently the solution to the Omnivore's Dilemma (disclaimer: I have the book, but have yet to actually open it) is not simply to purchase more locally grown foods. There may, in fact, be more to it. This falls into that "what if growing, transporting and refining all of that corn-based ethanol requires more energy that it produces" category. The issue is a serious one, but what I really liked was how the article concluded:

In the meantime, Ms. Feenstra said, the research has already led her to one conclusion: Don’t drive your sport utility vehicle to the farmers’ market, buy one food item and drive home again. Even if you are using reusable bags.

Be Afraid

Lest you continue to wonder whether Rudy Giuliani is, perhaps, not all that bad in the greater scheme of things, this news: he has Pat Robertson's endorsement.

What a month!

October is normally a great month in New England, with the leaves changing color and temperatures that are brisk but still allow you to spend time outside. This year, though, October really outdid itself.

1. The Patriots entered the month 3-0 and won 5 games, outscoring their opponents 217 to 92.

2. The Red Sox entered the month as American League East champions and holders of the best regular-season record in baseball, 96-66, and went on to win the World Series, going 11-3 in the post-season. I managed to make it to 5 of those wins at Fenway, including the two World Series home games.



3. Erica's sister got married, and we had a fantastic time over the course of the wedding weekend. My parents were even there, so we got to do some advance scouting for our wedding!



4. The weather has been great. We got to go sailing on Boston Harbor on October 27th, under beautiful sunny skies, in 20+ knots of wind, and were perfectly comfortable.

So, here's to an equally great November!

Circus!

Even though the circus was at the Fleet Center TD Banknorth Garden, I was expecting the beer concessions to be closed. After all, the average age of the audience was probably around 10, and most of the concessionares were hawking glowing spinning thingies. I was, to say the least, pleasantly surprised to find my expectations incorrect.

What's In a Name - Part II

When I started this "blog", I used the first name that came to mind, "The Hitchings Factor," and put a note in the intro seeking input on non-dumb names. Months later, we've got a winner (well, really the only entrant, so he wins by default)!

[12:35] Scott: yo
[12:35] seth: howdy
[12:35] Scott: "Oh, and bonus points for suggesting a blog title that isn't dumb!"
[12:35] Scott: i got one
[12:35] Scott: ready?
[12:35] seth: set....
[12:36] Scott: The Hitchings Post
[12:36] Scott: :D
[12:36] seth: !
[12:36] seth: I like it
[12:36] Scott: come on, that's friggin perfect

Done and done.