Our records show that you haven't yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible.Now, I've always been a little confused by AARP, since I don't think that retirement is a prerequisite for membership. Is it now also the case that you're fully eligible once you're within a stone's throw of 30? Maybe 29 is the new 50. Or maybe we should just be suspicious of their record keeping abilities.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Are They Trying To Tell Me Something?
I received my "AARP Membership REGISTRATION" in the mail last week. Old people like capital letters, it seems. Or maybe REGISTRATION is an acronym. TLA, the twelve-letter acronym. There's a prize for the best acronym submitted as a comment. Anyway, the first line of the form reads:
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R apidly
E xpanding
G athering
I ncluding
S eniors
T rying
R eally
A ggressively
T o
I nsult
O nly
N ewbies
I got one in the mail when I was about 24 and it called me "Mr." Interestingly I never got another.
I will let you know if I get one in time for my impending 30th.
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